Eminem on Tumblr.

Eminem: What do I do?
Me: You think of a URL.
Eminem: Huh?
Me: Think of a username.
Eminem: Right... Marshall. -URL taken-
Me: Think of something unique or fun.
Eminem: Okay... GonnaShoveAGerbilInYourAssAt3InTheMorningBecauseISpitOnPussiesBeforeIEatThemAndIllBeYourBiggestFanLikeStanStillFuckingMariahCarey ... Is this good?
Me: Sure...
Eminem: Right, now what do I do?
Me: You can follow someone?
Eminem: I'm gonna have to become a stalker.
Me: Only on the Internet.
Eminem: Should I put up a picture of myself as an icon?
Me: Yeah.
Eminem: I'm not in the best state to take picture...
Me: Then go to Google.
Eminem: Can I look at what people are saying about me?
Me: Yeah, check the Eminem tag.
Eminem: Hey, you posted something about me...
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Eminem: You'd tie me to your bed, fuck me until the next morning and make me tell you that I've been a bad boy?
Me: I didn't say that.
Eminem: But it says here your name-
Me: I didn't say that. What kind of person would do such a thing? -walks away slowly-
Eminem:
Me: Okay, maybe I would.